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INSANE The final mortgage innovation, part 2Steve Heller In our first thrilling installment, I proposed a seemingly miraculous new kind of mortgage: the "no pay" mortgage. This allows the borrower to buy any house he likes, because he never has to pay anything; the lender simply collects the principal and all the accumulated interest at the end of the mortgage period by selling the house. This, of course, simplifies the administration and guarantees that there will never be a nonperforming loan due to nonpayment. However, some spoilsports have pointed out that the lender is taking on a tiny bit of risk, namely, the risk that the house will not go up in price fast enough to allow the accumulated amount owed to be repaid when the house is sold. You'll be happy to learn that this really isn't a problem, so long as another innovative, forward-looking program is expanded from pilot status to a full-fledged federal program, and a few minor changes are made in its characteristics.
The basic idea is simplicity itself. You purchase what amounts to a "put option" against the average value of home prices in a particular ZIP code. If that average value goes down, you are paid the difference when you sell your house, even if you actually sell your house for more than the "covered amount." But what makes this really special is two features that one might not expect to find in such a program: first, you can buy the put option to cover more than the current price of the house, and second, you can finance the premium on the option. So what does this mean to us? It suggests the possibility that you could buy a put option on the price of your house multiplied by whatever factor was necessary to cover all the interest on the "no pay" mortgage, and finance the price of the option itself. Thus, you would have absolutely no outlay of money, and the lenders would be certain of getting their money back at the end of the loan term. To make this
work, we would have to change the existing plan slightly, in
addition to expanding it to a nationwide program. The only changes
needed would be to allow the "covered amount" to be
whatever was This also allows us to add another feature, suggested by an alert reader: a home equity line of credit. The buyer of the house would get a checkbook from which he could write checks whenever he needed money for anything. I guess we'd have to start out with some kind of limit, say 50% of the house price, just to satisfy those who believe in putting limits on creativity. Eventually, though, I'm sure the limits would be raised as much as needed to make the homeowner happy. After all, what if his SUV is more than a year old? You can't expect him to drive an old truck, can you? As you can imagine, all of this would have phenomenal effects on the housing market. A million dollar house would be just as affordable as a $100,000 house, so no one would have to put up with anything less than their "dream home." In fact, a million dollar house would be MORE affordable, because you would get a bigger equity line of credit. The construction industry would be very happy too, as there would be no limit on the number or size of houses that people could buy. This plan would be self-financing, too, because the unlimited demand for housing would guarantee that house prices would never go down, so the price protection program would never have to pay out anything. Thus, the premiums would represent pure profit to the government! It has occurred to me that such an exciting plan needs a good acronym, so I've developed one: the "Inimitable Notional Security Advancing New Equity" mortgage plan, or INSANE for short. Are there any problems with this INSANE plan? Well, maybe a few. But we'll leave those as an exercise for the reader, until next week's concluding installment. In the meantime, please feel free to email me with your analyses. Steve Heller http://www.steveheller.com 321gold Inc
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